Who or what is 'The Silent P'?

The Silent P is the element that's not found on any periodic table in science class, yet creates the best reaction through elements of design, art, illustrations and nonsense. We're Advancing Creative.™ It's an element for success in all things fresh, from posters & stickers to graphic t-shirts. It's also the moniker that Pfahlert Creative Labs operates under.

Can I return an item?

We want you to love your item. We take our time to carefully pack it by hand. Once it leaves our studio however, we have no idea what the item goes through in transit - I'm sure it could tell us some stories if it could talk.

If an item is damaged, please email us within 5 days of receipt for return/exchange instructions. We cannot refund shipping. You can return a product for up to 10 days from the date you purchased it. Any product you return must be in the same condition you received it and in the original packaging. Please keep the receipt.

How do you ship the items?

We use USPS Priority Mail or UPS. All posters will be shipped in super thick Uline poster tubes. T-shirts and other similar items will be in safe tear resistant bags.

How long does it take to process orders?

We do our best as a small business to turn orders around quickly. Typically most of the orders are fulfilled within 7-10 days. Please allow additional shipping time for international orders.

Does this make me look fat? 
No. No, it most definitely does not.